Report a Review

This service is designed to allow HPFF users to alert the staff about inappropriate reviews.

Review:dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap says:
'Star Wars', 'The Notebook', and 'Mean Girls' being his particular favourites (films were the instant-solution to a double period with rowdy students, something which he had learnt well in his time). His copy of 'Grease' had been worn out by Fred and Dominique Weasley repeatedly watching it so they could learn the dance moves.

Do you like any of those movies?

AH! Star Wars! Ah, movies I like, besides the Notebook! Ah, Star WARS! Grease. Dom and Fred doing the musical numbers? I WISH THIS STORY WAS AN ACTUAL MOVIE! Us Muggles love to see such entertainment. It would be an instant hit. A cult classic.

Archibald resisted the urge to suggest 'x-box' purely because Xavier Boxton hadn't understood the concept at all, and had threatened to file a complaint against him unless he deceased with the nickname.

I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE NICKNAME THING AT ALL. And then I started to read the next section and it clicked I laughed hysterical and then I sneezed all over my computer (yuck). These poor children and their horrible names. I thought Apple was bad!

and in the end he had read the ones by muggle authors primarily to understand more of the culture, of course and he'd thought that he ticked the 'being yourself' boxes by inviting her on the holiday-of-a-lifetime.

I no longer have to think about it because it's official...I HAVE A CRUSH ON ARCHIBALD...and I'm not ashamed. WHY ARE ALL YOUR CHARACTERS ALWAYS SO A-M-A-Z-I-N-G?

Author's Response: AHH YES. The Mean Girls one sort of snuck in their for the kicks (not that it isn't a fabulous film) and the Notebook well... oh, Archie. AHHA. Grease. Lol.

THAT WOULD BE COOL. THIS BEING A MOVIE. Although they'd be no plot, so it would have to be a little like The Boat that Rocked where it's just a load of people having a really good time, ahha. BUT IT WOULD BE REALLY AWESOME.

AHH. Sneezed all over your computer. So much love.

Apple is a bad name. I'd hate to be called Apple. Ewwy.

IT'S OKAY I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM TOO BECAUSE HE'S FABULOUS (sorry for, you know, taking ten days to reply to this).

You're wonderful


Your Name:
Reason for this Report:

  • The review is offensive.
  • The review is spam or chit-chat (not actually a review).
  • The review was double posted.
  • The review has formatting problems.
Repeat the number: 275
Submit Report: