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Ronald McDonald

AH! Ronald McDonald, HIS NAME IS RONALD MCDONALD. Once I read that I said out loud, "YUM, CHICKEN NUGGETS!' Not like I have a stomachache or anything...cause I do...and chicken nuggets and food are the last thing I want right now.

AND THEN! Because I'm not normal I started to sing the Big Mac song! Do you know that one? It was like Two all-beef patties, special sauce LETTUCE cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun!

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!

It was WAY before my time...and now I am actually really hungry.

Elliot Cooper. The most loathsome student he'd taught. It was a close competition when you factored in Reece Hickenbottom, who'd been perversely interested in bodily functions and had spent a year talking about defecation and showing off his only two talents burping and farting.

AH! HAHAHA! Why is there always one of those in every class? Too funny, I once had a Maraduars story and Peter liked to discuss bodily functions...and he was very interested in saliva.

(Sorry, I'm so weird!)

Archibald was so shocked he had to sit down for the rest of the lesson. It went against the way of things, for students to actually be productive.

It wasn't natural.

This reminds me of when I went to visit my high school about a week ago and the kids were running around playing tag instead of actually learning something in class. And then when I actually found a room with students in it, they weren't actually doing work.

Productivity? PSH!

I love Archie! I think I might have a crush on him...whoops!

Author's Response: I HAVE A CRUSH ON ARCHIE A LITTLE BIT TOO. It's been awhile since I've fancied one of my own characters. I always think that's a bit weird, really, but I love Archie to bits and if he was real... well, what a good world it would be.

RONALD MCDONALD. The best thing about this was trying to use canon surnames that sort of make sense for the next-gen eras and seeing if I could them to have amusing names. I had SUCH a laugh, ahha.

I don't know the big mac song. I feel the need to go search for it.

AHHH. I can see Peter being like that a little bit. And, yup, there's always at least one Reece (unfortunately...)

I always find it obscure when I do work in maths lessons. It feels unnatural and strange because we just /don't/

This was a lovely review and you'll be getting the rest of your responses really soon! :D

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