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Review:Cassius Alcinder says:
This was too perfect for words!

From Hermione's secret pureblood heritage, to the portrayl of Ron, to Draco's silvery orbs, you pretty much have everything covered! (And I'm assuming that Draco and Hermione are going to head boy and girl and share a room at school that year)

Being the glutton for punishment that I am, I was reading through my least favorite ship and happened to read several stories that were pretty much just like this, except meant to be taken seriously. Now that I've read this, it feels as if all is right with the universe once again! Great work!

Author's Response: All this coming from the mastermind behind the Voldemort parodies? I must be awesome.

This was honestly the most fun story I have ever written. I was giggling like crazy just writing it. Parodies are the best because you just get to write the most horrible stuff, which is always the most amusing. Draco and Hermione could totally be head boy and girl in a shared dorm. I mean, there's no reason at all why they shouldn't be. It is fate after all. That can be in the sequel that never was and probably never shall be.

Haha, I do that too sometimes! And yes, most of the 'plot' points in this story are based off of 'plot' points in other stories. Good Dramiones do exist (I think. I can't come up with any off the top of my head, but I'm sure they're out there), but very very very very very very very very bad ones also exist.

Thanks so much! I love getting reviews on this one!

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