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Review:Cirque Du Freak says:
A DEN OUT OF SOCKS. Its genius. I will make my very own.
Don't worry Scorpius, I hate water on my face too, which makes washing it twice a day a continuous woe. You're on your own with the jumping and ground floor bit, though, that's just funny.

Gerta Goyle is the best worst alliteration name I have heard so far in fanfiction. It has a brilliant ring to it.

I LIKE THIS TOO MUCH BECAUSE... ITS JUST GOT SCORPIUS AND NON-CLICHE ROSE AND THATS FABULOUS. Woo.

I love Orla - she's so magnificiently ridiculous that its just really brilliant, because obviously knows Scorpius so well that him being lost in the castle would end up him starving to death, in pain and crawling along forbidden/somehow always deserted corridors. It just fits, y'know?

Good riddance Orla, Sophia and Tracy - Scorpius shall never be found again. Until, y'know, they do find him and chase him into the Black Lake, swim across to save him and somehow get whacked by the Whomping Willow and then back to the Black Lake where the Giant Squid...

Too many thoughts. Goodbye.
X

Author's Response: Gerta Goyle is the bomb, I don't know what you're on about ;) although when you say it out-loud, it's even funnier... unintentional humour there!

NON-CLICHÉ ROSE FTW! As much as I love all the different versions of Rose, I wanted to make her nicer...cooler, y'know?

Orla is probably my favourite 'stalker' because she is so creepy with how much she knows. You will see more in the next chapter, I promise! But I totally know what you mean!

"they do find him and chase him into the Black Lake, swim across to save him and somehow get whacked by the Whomping Willow and then back to the Black Lake where the Giant Squid..." good plan, why didn't I think of this? ;)

Well, I hope you like the next one when it gets validated as much as you appear to be enjoying these ones!
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