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Review:marinahill says:
And a very handsome woodlouse I am.

SIGH. You make me want to do DIE you're so good. Whenever I read your wonderful words I want to cyber-rip everything up and start all over again. Which is good, because you inspire me. Hence the angst spree this weekend. What I mean is that your talent is enviable and admirable and I don't know what I'd do without it, under the rock or not.

Okay, fair enough, this piece made me work damn hard but I feel like I'm privy to a secret now that it's clicked. You tricked me so well - I blame your pretty sentences and well-placed metaphors. It's like you're berating me for thinking that I know your style. Well, there's no way I'm taking it for granted again because it was so easy just to read this like I always do for you and get lost in the words, but that's how you tricked me in the first place.

I thought your descriptions were figurative, but then I reached the end. AND THEN IT ALL BECAME CLEAR. Because everything before that last sentence was mysterious and intriguing and I couldn't know for sure what anything referred to; there were so many possibilities that I had no idea where you were going. But yes, the ending cleared everything up. A second/third/fourth reading of this brought new revelations.

It was glorious, my dear. You're victorious. And I think you'll find you're the angst queen... long to rein over us...

I LOVE YOU. ♥

Author's Response: You are a beautiful woodlouse, my love. As I have just proven to you.

However, you are being terribly silly. You are far superior and make me feel much like doing the same. Have you READ your new one-shot? Hmm? Your talent IS the rock.

Haha, which writing probably shouldn't do, to be fair :P Everyone else seems to have taken it as you did so...oopsie. I don't even I know my style anymore so I wouldn't worry. I feel kind of powerful because of the trickery, though.

ALL BECAME CLEAR BECAUSE I EXPLAINED IT. Well, some of it. I've changed it a bit since as well. Hopefully more people will get it...

I LOVE YOU MORE ♥
xx


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