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Review:HarrietHopkirk says:
Firstly, your summary is awesome spot on. Complete with ship in italics with witty little brackets. Congrats.

And then this:

'Iím also kind of socially awkward. Iím the sort of wallflower thatís been on the wall so long that if you wanted to rip me off, youíd end up tearing the whole house down. I basically have my roots in the foundations of social awkwardness. Iím like the Japanese knotweed of awkward.'

And this:

'Like, megazoomified on toast.'

FLORA IS SO MEGA KOOKY AND ADORABLE AND QUIRKY AT THE SAME TIME.

Thirdly:

Little did I know that my very destiny was in that trolley.

Trolololololololololololololley. I wub eee, Julieargh.

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU ALMOST AS MUCH AS THIS REVIEW IS FILLED WITH SUBSTANCE AND DEEP, MEANINGFUL CRITICISM (which isn't very much).

JESTING LOL.

This is awesome.

Author's Response: My summary is, like, so witty and original. Glad you like it hatE. Really glad. Might even give you an ampersand hearts semi-colon at the end of this review if I feel like it.

She is totally the ultimate quirky OC. Like, so quirky, she's a total stereotype, because being hipster got mainstream so now it's hipster to be mainstream. (PARADOX, QUICK, ARTHUR, GIVE ME THE KICK)

OMIDAIZ U R LYK, TOTES LITERAREE KRITIK.

Aye wub ew two, hattay. Ampersand hearts semi-colon for you.


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