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Review:The Dirigible Sugarplum says:
This fic's title made me want to laugh out loud. 'Concupiscence' goes right up on my *imaginary* list of ironically-named words, right there next to 'ecdysiast'. (Doesn't that sound like some type of doctor? My friend told me it was a nicer way to say stripper. Just imagine it--"Grandma, I'm an ecdysiast! I have a doctorate in concupiscence!" "Why, that's very nice, dear.") Oh, the joy. xD

This was such a great parody; I love all the allusions I found... you're just drawing the from all over the place, aren't you? Even the mention of Game. xD

You captured my next-gen pet peeves so well! Of course it would be a dilemma for Rose, as a single goody two-shoes, to find a boyfriend within this sea of fit Next-gen blokes, y'know? So naturally she had to hook up with Scorpius, the one who she always reminded herself, without fail, that she hated with a fiery passion, because real life is always littered with banter and sexual tension. It just all makes sense! I feel so enlightened! (Sadly, this is the plot of a lot of poorly written Next-gens.)

Oh look, you even addressed the main Marauder pet peeve: Peter does exist, y'know. And the broom closets and Heads' common room and Draco's narcissism and piano!Louis...! ♥ Gah, this review doesn't make much sense, but I think part of my brain has melted into a sticky purple puddle of awesome goo. So thank you for bearing with me.

And I now want a lame rhinestone-clad Scorpius to ride off into the sunset with on levitating imitation throw pillows, with a fireworks explosion of Al's girlfriends as our backdrop. Um, yeah.


Author's Response: Oh, oh my. Perhaps Scorpius has some ecdysiasts on his stage ;D

YOU CAUGHT THE MENTION OF GAME! That is exactly how cracky this fic is; when I make references to my own fics.

And there are /so many/ fit blokes. Too many! It's a wonder that Hogwarts isn't churning out models every other day. But all of them lack personality except the one she hates, ofc.

Hee, I couldn't resist the Marauder jab; it was actually one of the first bits I wrote and I couldn't decide whether to go Marauders or next-gen parody.

♥ A firework explosion of Al's girlfriends. I might just actually have to add that in 8D

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