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Review:TallestTower says:
To quote the lovely Fitzgerald - "Oh CIRCE!" + a few squillion more exclamation marks. Excuse me while I take off glasses and un-steam them. I don't even wear glasses and mine have steamed up. Hot Banter levels have reached new heights.

Added to the fact because I have been lame and am reading this late, I re-read chapter six (what a chore ;)) again just before this so the effect is ... well, effective.

Oh god, I feel like I should join Q.G.A

Words cannot describe my shipper glee in this chapter. I don't actually know Clemence/Albus' ship name yet? Clalbus... -shudders- Sounds like a skin infection. Ya know what, hang on whilst I stalk your reviews for this chapter and find out. Well, that was an excercise in how to waste time. Not to bash your reviews or anything, but it seems I'm not the only one at a loss for what to call them. How about, THE SMEXIEST COUPLE EVER?

And of course, the more rudely named Dom/Pickett ship which my heart goes badoombadoom for. I don't know about Scorpius yet, I'm waiting to get to know him more.

You are just so incredibly good at writing romantic tension.

AND SNERKSNERK You're kind of witty too. But don't let it get to your head. Shagpile carpet snort.

p.s fanfiction reference within a fanfiction?! FANCEPTION?!?!?!

Author's Response: Clouds of steam have condensed around your eyes to form steam glasses? egads!

QGA always welcomes new members in its ranks, Helena. Always.
(Here's a brochure)

I LIKE YOUR SHIP NAME. I THINK IT COULD CATCH. But let's not offend Almence shippers, now.

Oh Scorpius, you are wanted everywhere. YOU KNOW, HE'LL PROBABLY BE THE MOST -NORMAL- SCORPIUS I'VE EVER WRITTEN. JSYK. I do terrible things to that boy.

Woops, that didn't sound right.

I will let ALL THE THINGS get to my head 8D ALLL THE THINGS


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