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Review:TallestTower says:
VELVET BLAZOR! EEE. IT'S SO PERFECT AND FURRY. Also Teddy looking hot with his pipe! Especially hiding behind the newspaper, I just imagined him all Sherlock'd up, hat, coat, pipe, sleuthy behind newspaper listening on SCORBEAU(TIFUL)S.

Ringleward, bless him. So much love for Flitwick - Quite the charmer... Eh?!! (OMG SEE WHAT I DID THUR?)

'There were thirty-seven ways to say 'failure' in Chinese, two of which involved cow dung proverbs, and the quill always seemed to favor these two.' SNORTLAUGH.

Scorpius cleared his throat, shifting from one foot to the other. "I'll, uh, have my lawyers on you!" Wait till Father hears about this? He truly is a malfoy.

Put your ear muffs on while I have my traditional SQUEE FAILBUS moment. Okay, I think I'm good. AWWWQUIDDITCHANDBENCHESANDWHATNOT- it's like an avalanche of squee. I'm powerless to his puffnosity.
-hangs head in shame-

This chapter was so lovely, bring on the long chapters! I could read a Gina novel - trilogy - and prequel and post-trilogy-sequal in one go. You're rather talented, have I ever mentioned?

And your characters... your dialogue... it is all too squishy and wonderful.


How many people did Scorpius actually call friend?

Could he count them on one hand?

Makes me reach for my nearest teddybear (don't judge) and Albus-sad-puppy-eye my laptop screen whilst all that Scorbeus just makes me Aww forever ♥

Oh and did I mention how happy I am Failbus got re-invited on the team? You probably forsaw it. Do I dare hope for a Scorpius/Albus bromance? Oh my gosh, imagine them in matching velvet blazors.

I leave you with that thought.

Author's Response: HII HELENA I LOVE YOU. just putting that out there now.

That is exactly how Teddy looks -fans self- Dorkishly hot professor. Maybe he'll even charm more girls than Flitwick did back in the day. But you know, Flitwick was kind of the man.


Scorpius learned to smarm from the best.

Baww Helena ♥ IF I COULD CHURN OUT STORIES LIKE JANE. Actually, Capers, in my head, has always been the Prequel to The Story I Actually Wanted to Write (set roughly 6 years later), but you know, that's not going to ever happen.

FRIENDSHIP FLUFF IS THE BEST FLUFF. I am too weak for that kind of adorkable. BROMANCE FOR ALL THE THINGS.

Oh my god matching velvet blazers I MUST. such a good thought.

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