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Review:TallestTower says:
MASSIVETACKLEGLOMPATTACKSQUISH. ♥ ♥
I LOVE THIS AND YOU AND TEA ALL TO ONE MASSIVELY OFF THE CHART RIDIKULUZ LEVEL ♥

EVEN HIGHER THAN THE LEVEL OF LUCY'S ANGST/DOWNTRODDENNESS WHICH PRETTY MUCH REACHES A PEAK AS WELL AS HER BITTERNESS LIKE A SKIP OF LEMONS WHICH IS ACTUALLY A LOT OF LEMONS YOU KNOW!

AND YES, I DO BELIEVE THE PLAUSIBILITY OF LETTUCE CASUALLY ROOTING THROUGH LEMON SKIPS OFF THE M25 NEAR CROYDON BECAUSE ONCE YOU'VE READ 22 CHAPTERS OF THIS FIC, NORMALLY SEEMS MORE CRACKY THAN CRACKFIC.

PIGEON!!!

MORE METAPHORICAL CONFUSING ROMANTIC CONVERSATIONS. YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF CONVERSATION MY FRIEND.

I WILL NEVER SEE DOORS AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN ROMANTIC AGAIN. AND SAYING THAT MAKES ME THINK OF THE DOORS, THE BAND, WHICH IS APPRORPIATE BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SONG CALLED THE END. AND THIS IS THE END OF SA. (WEEP, SOB, RAINCLOUDS).

AND IT IS MADNESS TO THINK, THAT ONCE, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS WAS GOING TO BE LUCIUS (WEIRD SHIP NAMER TO THE END!) AND NOW, WITH THEIR PERFECTNOSITY AND THEIR

"I LOVE YOU TOO"

AND THEIR "OUR" SOFA

AND SAVE IT FOR THE DARK ROOM

AND POOR OBSCURE HENRY THIRD WHEELING PRETENDING TO DRAW SECRETLY MAKING PLANS TO USURP SCORPIUS

AND DEAN DEAN ♥ WHO I LOVE WITH ALL THE BISCUITS IN THE WORLD.

AND I WAS GENUINELY PROUD TO SEE MY NAME THERE IN YOUR AUTHOR'S NOTE. AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR NEWNESS, BUT UNTIL THEN I AM WISHING YOU THE VERY BESTEST WITH ALL YOUR ART, AND YOU KNOW I WOULD TOTES DRESS UP AS A BAT AND HANG FROM A CEILING FOR YOU ANYTIME IF THAT WOULD HELP.

WELL DONE WITH YOUR LOVELY DOBBY, YOU DESERVE IT AND IF THEY MADE A DOBBY FOR HIPSTER CHAPTER IMAGES YOU WOULD DEFINATELY WIN THAT TOO - THAT CHAPTER REALLY TAKES THE CAKE (EXCEPT I TAKE IT BACK BECAUSE I LIKE CAKE AND IT'S A 2D BUNCH OF PIXELS HOW CAN IT APPRECIATE FROSTING LIKE I DO?) - I FIND IT IS QUITE BEAUTIFUL AND BEFITTING FOR SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FINALE FOR SUCH A BEAUTIFUL... WELL... MAD, FIC.

CAN'T WAIT FOR TRILOGY THINGS TO COME, EXPECT MORE CAPSLOCK MADNESS AND WAFFLING.

X X X

Author's Response: as your review is all capslock and i fear that this will create a rift in the space-time continuum and the interwebz will be sucked into a giant black hole, i will compensate and use absolutely no capital letters at all in this response.

ehelan. i slightly adore you. yes, that is a lot of lemons.

paha. 'normalcy seems more cracky than crackfic'. i am now visualising lettuce poking out of a skip in croydon, covered in lemon juice, his little feet waving in the air and weeping because he can't find lucy, not even a kitten to dry his tears~

pigeon indeed.

this is the end, beautiful friend, the end. this is the end, my only friend, the end.

if you would please! i need your battiness and your noot noot in my sketchbook.

hipster is my name, hipster is my game. how could you take the cake back? i was waiting for that with the anticipation of a thousand flaming excited suns. and ofc pixels appreciate frosting ya know.

capslock madness and waffling? please.

muchos love;

♥ x


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