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Review:justonemorefic says:
LOVING IT ALREADY. BODICE RIPPING. I LOVE BODICE RIPPING. That sounds really weird. Kitten underwear homg. NEW MOON MEEK LARGE FORTIFICATION.

HAHAHA TARQUIN YOU TROLL.

HI LETTUCE HAAA Felix Felicis.

Baww JGL-- er, Tarquin, you know exactly what to say. ALSO LOLOLOL: ‘It’s your hipster prime. You’ve got your prime before getting your prime gets all mainstream.’

HEEE I LOVE THEM BEING SCORPIUS/LUCY SHIPPERS. Oh Tarquin, I see you trying to weasel a kiss from her. LIKE A BUSINESS CARD THEY ARE, EH? ‘Stupid,’ he grinned. ‘It’s just a ploy to get snogs, I know.’ I KNEW IT! HAH CAUGHT YAH.

HOW DO YOU EVEN THINK OF THESE THINGS, ‘That one’s hardcore. Hedgecore.'

...WHY DID YOU END IT THERE. AHHH THE CUTE IS JUST BEGINNING. CUTEST IDENTITY CRISIS EVER. OKAY, I DEMAND MORE FROM YOU LATER. JUST FOR ME. -pointing at you-



Author's Response: THAT DOES SOUND WEIRD. OH, YOU.

New Moon Meek Large Fortification is the best name evah. Well, it beats Julia. Julia means 'downy-bearded', ergo my destiny is evidently to grow piles of of facial hair like a true Scot. Pity the Scottish, not the Welsh. Pity themmm.

Back to the review. TARQUIN IS A TROLL.

I had to whop in a hipster reference somewhere. Had to.

Of course they ship Scorpius/Lucy! They're like you and Gubby with your shipper goggles. Goggling away. TARQUIN IS ALSO AWARE OF THE KISS-WEASELING TROPE.

How do I think of these things? I spend too much time on the internet. Mostly tumblr. Cough.

I ENDED IT THERE BECAUSE I WAS SAVING IT FOR THE DARK ROOM.I MEAN, SEQUEL. In the meantime, I will deliver fic of fic and further one-shotting.MOAR BRIBEEES.

ta and so forth! ♥


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