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Review:StEpH_M says:
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single girl in her seventh year, must be in want of a bloke." I shall start with this... I fell in love with it as soon as I read these words, not just cause it was Jane Austen but the fact that it is a Rose Weasley parody of Jane Austen's awesomeness.

"Not knowing how to begin her search, she decided to first consult Albus about blokes he knew. He was on the Quidditch pitch with Anastasia who, despite her lack of hand-anything coordination, was also on the team." Turns to Albus? I mean that is really amusing, also the fact that Anastasia is terrible at quidditch but is still on the team. Great choice by Al. :)

And Scorpius, the Tower of Love? That was so amusing, just the fact that he is the one with dating advice, I mean it's Scorpius! I love it! "You can make an exception for her," said a smooth voice. Scorpius peeked out from the curtains behind Susie and gave a wink to Rose. "Can't say no to a redhead." Hehehe, redheads, Oh how I now love you for using that in the story (is not a redhead but wants to be) it's just brilliant! And the bickering between Rose and Scorpius, how he brushes it all off until she complains about the rhinestones.

I think the best bit was that Draco was having an affair with himself! I was laughing for 10 minutes, tears running down my face.

It was such a good parody and it made me laugh more then I have in a very long time, it was just amazing and funny and light hearted and something I am so glad I read. :) You are amazing at writing!

Author's Response: Eee, thank you so much for your reviews! :) I'm very excited to see them ^__^

Bahah, I love that line more now that you declare it like that. "A Rose Weasley parody of Jane Austen's awesomeness."

I swear, there are so many OCs who are bad at Quidditch and yet -- END UP ON QUIDDITCH TEAMS xD And thus, Anastasia!

Scorpius is suave! He knows how to sell it, literally. And well, he obviously descended from someone who was quite vain himself, to put it lightly ;D

Thank you very much!

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