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Review:TallestTower says:
Julia ♥
This is the best thing to come home to after school, feeling floppy and meh, because it made me feel all happy and bouncy and a million times more better than a twelve pints of lucozade ever could. Actually that would probably make me feel sick. And pee a lot. And I don't even like lucozade- the point is, I don't feel floppy anymore, I feel happy happy.

First of all, that chapter image is joy to the eyes, I congratulate you sire. Secondly, she wants to name her cat andrew? IS THAT AN ANDREW GARFIELD PUN BECAUSE GARFIELD IS A CAT AND ANDREW GARFIELD IS SCORPIUS AND BRM?!?!

Failed running down sandunes, failed ice cream eating, failed ice hockey playing, failed artists- it is all so beautiful and cute.
perfect chin to head height ratio. I can't cope it's all too wonderful ♥

Oh and Lucy's inner angst? -eternal tears-WHY SCORPO. WHY.

Author's Response: Helenoriatron ♥

Twelve pints of lucozade? BOTTOMS UP.

Why thank you. I love a good ol' over-saturated graphic. AND YOU PICKED UP ON THE PUN YAY. BRRRM INDEED. HEH.

Failure is the word. It's cute failure, though, not, like, reality failure, which is all nasty and empty and upsetting. THIS IS CRACK. which is why chin to head height ratios are of the utmost importance when picking a boy.

Scorpo would love to answer your question, but at the moment he is unfortunately engaged and is to embarrassed to tell me so I can pass it on, so, well. SEND HIM TO THE SHAME CAVE.

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