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Review:GubraithianFire says:
aopoeislhfck SCORPIUS IS A VEGETARIAN

HE IS ROMANTIC AND NOT CLUMSY AND MAKES TEA

THERE ARE METAPHORS AND ROSE IS TOO STUPID TO PICK UP ON THEM AND THEN SHE TRIES TO RUIN EVERYTHING BUT SHE CAN'T BECAUSE LUCY IS A SIDE SALAD AND SCORPIUS IS A VEGETARIAN AND TOGETHER THEY MAKE SWEET, SWEET MAGIC AND LURVE

Will they/won't they is a stupid dynamic. BECAUSE OBVI THEY WILL AND THEY WILL BE PERFECT AND WIBBLY AND INDIE AND ARTSY AND PERFECT

♥ ♥ ♥ x ∞

^ that is supposed to be an infinity sign.

Author's Response: on a side note, gubby, your penname always reminds me of lord of the rings for no reason. like the bit in two towers (is it two towers?) where they light the fires all along the ridge to send a message - I totally picture aragorn being like WE WATCH FOR THE /GUBRATHIAN FIRE/ in a deep man voice. idek why I think that, seeing as it's a hp reference. but still.

OKAY ONTO MORE PRESSING ISSUES.

scorpius /is/ a vegetarian. scorpius is /romantic and not clumsy and makes tea/. well done, gubby, you've got the gist of this chapter. clapclapclap.

my ♥ for you is ∞ž (C WUT I DID THAR)

ta for another review of beauty ♥


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