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Review:TallestTower says:
LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS OH MY.
FIGHT SCENES AND MURDERS IN CHAIRS OH MY.

I don't even know how to begin going about reviewing this one, mostly because it was dramatic as (dsifsd where do I begin?!) and partly because my brain is mushy. But mostly the first thing.

Lysander letter at the beginning is ♥ I ship them so very much.

-Life tips from Witch Weekly, Oh yeah.
-Valerie crying, all is usual in the world.
-Really loved the plot twist of Rose being a lesbian, didn't see it coming at all... Poor Scorp, what a messed up relationship. No wonder he's one lightbulb short of a lightbulb factory... eh?
-Actually geniuinely loved her seeing Scorpo then running away and LYSANDER WOULD OF BEEN THERE BECAUSE LYSANDER IS GREAT.

Final scene was so dramatic. He was such a horrible creep, the dialogue about Rosalie was chilling. Dom should probably stop ripping her soul into pieces tho!11!!*7$



Author's Response: U IZ A POATE N U DIDNT KNO IT DUD. U KULD MAKE DOLLAH FROM DAT SORTA STUPHPH.

You do have a mushy brain, Big D. Probably from all those dementor attacks and boxing matches and beating up ten-year olds and other things that you do. Maybe it's because your boater is too small... ?

AAAHH LYSANDER RETURN TO ME.

The Rose subplot is totallih nu. She's just come out of the closet. Noah knows, obviously, and he's her gay beard - he -is- the editor of -Witch Weekly- for crying out loud. Scor is obviously really disappointed and that's why he's so crazy. Rose actually fancies Belinda (Noah's mum) and it's all very complicated.

Yh. I'll edit that bit out. Soon.

YOU PICKED UP THE LYSANDOM HINTS. IS SHE CHANGING HER MIND? IS SHE (cheesy) CHANGING HER HEART?!?! WHO KNOWS? I do. Pa ha ha.

TANK YA HELLAHNORE U IZ NOT A SLOAR LYK POTTAHMOARRR... WUB CHA LYK DUDDAHZ WUBZ BAYKON N PREZZIES N LYK PIERZ LYKZ DA ZOO. ♥


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