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Review:Toujours Padfoot says:
I believe that you are morally obligated to tell me who the characters are in this story. I must know!! I keep thinking that they must be on the Death Eater side, with all of the references to "he". Draco, Crabbe, Goyle...let's see...Blaise...roar. But then they say that they are the victors. So they must not be real Death Eaters. And they seem pretty pro-Hogwarts, defending it. But then again, he/she (?) watches as their friend gets pulled away by someone who doesn't even look human (Voldemort? Greyback?)
You are taunting me. This one-shot felt so much longer, so much more detailed, that it feels impossible that it was only 500 words. It sucked me in completely, and I NEED TO KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE.
Amazing, amazing job. 10/10, of course.

Author's Response: Well, you know who the people are. SO. A poem for you.

Pineapples are delicious, true,
But eating soap is good for you.
I have a hat that I named Jack,
I keep a donkey in a sack.

Not my best work. SO SLEEP DEPRIVED.

Love you forever and ever, yo.


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