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Review:Toujours Padfoot says:
So I love you. And I love this. And this story makes me happy. It also makes me hungry. I am sitting here drinking cappuccino and feeling very posh and smooth-like and this is pretty much the perfect story to be reading when one wants to feel at their posh-est.

Also, I am miffed that my favorite lines that I want to quote are not 12+, so I cannot quote them. But I shall say that witches be jealous and you should hire your Amsterdam red-light district peoples and now I kind of want pudding...

:( That is a sad face because I do not have pudding.

But at least I still have cappuccino! Yay! Uppers and downers!

I adore Izzy. She speaks to my soul.

:D

Author's Response: I love you. And I love this. And this review makes me happy. It doesn't make me hungry because I just ate delish food, but I'm amused that this makes you feel posh because as we all know, Izzy is anything but posh. Or sophisticated. Or, um, subtle.

The lack of 12+ quotable lines seems like a problem to me, now that I think about it. I guess I should lean less heavily on profane language and do more smart, subtle humor appropriate for everyone.

Or, you know, not.

Boo lack of pudding, yay cappuccino (I feel like I spelled that wrong?), and yay Izzy!

:D *heart*


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