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Review:Toujours Padfoot says:
To start off with:

"I'm just a sensitive, arrogant, womanising, haunted, insanely hot and wealthy pureblood. No one could ever love me." Draco wailed to himself in the shower as he shut off the water.

"I love you." Hermione said before she could stop herself.

Draco finally seemed to be aware of her presence and quickly grabbed a towel to preserve the rating of this story.

I just - GAHHH. I can't even tell you how funny that is. To preserve the rating of this story - HA. BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL. I LOVE IT.

Other favorite bits:

Hermione threw herself into Draco's arms, swept away by the endless yearning and love she had felt for him since learning he was sensitive 30 seconds ago.

"Hermione I trust your judgement, especially since yesterday you turned up your birth certifciate revealing you are really the love child of Snape and Mrs Zabini. Your pure-blood makes you super awesome. If you weren't soul mates with Draco, I'd make out with you right now." Harry blabbered.

Despite Hermione being a virgin less than 12 hours ago, she had become an impressive and skilled lover. (and also the part after about thinking Ron - I might Ginny - was good) bahahaha.

I am loving the soundtrack that you put in here. So much background music. SUPER INTENSE.

On her walk she came across the new and perfect exchange student (whose totally not the author. I repeat they are not my perfect characterisation of me in any way.) making snow angles while magicing presents for orphans in Africa, the sun shimmering in her golden hair. - I THINK I LOVE YOU.

Heading up to the dorm the two girls giggled, painted nails, had a pillow fight in their underwear, played truth or dare and made out before putting the finishing touches to their outfits.


Despite never having done a single dance lesson, Hermione was graceful and sensual as she was pulled across the dancefloor. - well of course. She is Super!Hermione, and can do anything!

Voldemort is her lover! YOU ACTUALLY SAID LOLZ. I LOVE IT. And Hermione's oak / honey / amber / caramel / chocolate / soft brown eyes...haaa.


"I guess you just can't help who your soul mate is can you, Dumby?" Bellatrix whispered, tangling her hands through Dumbledores lumiscent and majestic beard.

This whole fic is just so Charlie Sheen. It is nothing but win. Sorry to pretty much throw a million paragraphs back at you but I couldn't help myself - I had to pay them all tribute. It was truly brilliant. Thank you tons for participating in my challenge and for giving me the opportunity to read this.


Author's Response: You are more than welcome. I didn't want to reply to this because its my favourite review and I enjoy reading over it!

I'm just amazed at the level of "bad" writing there was.

Thank you for the amazing challenge.

Love Pepper

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