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Review:Toujours Padfoot says:
Oh. My. Wow.

THERE IS SO MUCH TO LOVE/HATE IN THIS EPIC PIECE OF WONDER.

Let's start off with "I know this is --- because ---" - like her blinding hair:

It shimmers like a thousand suns, or 999 baby-manly suns. It blinds people. I know this because when I look in the mirror it blinds me. I know this because I'm looking in the mirror right now and I'm being blinded, but when I look away from the mirror, I can see again.

I ALMOST DIED.

And just on and on! I know this because I know how to read. - LOL.

And the elves are immune to the power of Hermione's suddenly lustrous hair. Brilliant. Those elves have powers the Dark Lord knows not.

THE VOICE OF CELIBACY.

BAHAHAHA.

Dumbledore is Harry's father and Petunia is Harry's mother? You are killing me! Dumbledore smells! Blaise is a tiny ball of light! Draco's voice breaking twenty-eight times! Draco's voice cracking twenty-four times!

This was hilarious, my friend.

Thank you so much for participating in my challenge. It was a riot to read. :)

Author's Response: Hi!! Thanks for hosting this challenge! I wouldn't have ever thought to write something like this otherwise- and it was just so much fun and it was so freeing :D

Haha! you picked up on my favorite parts! hermione's epic knowledge and lustrous hair and harry's parentage ;)

thanks for reviewing! and for working your way through such a horrible story :)


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