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Review:Aurorofthelight says:
Three Cheers for the great and powerful elderwand! Another steller chapter form the Rembrandt of fic reads himself! You were quick on the trigger with this one my friend! A gunslinger with a pen! As to your question about where I get this stuff, alot of it is inspired by ideas I get while reading great HP fanfic, especially yours! Then I play with them! I've been told I have a rapier wit and quirky sense of humor! Some say it's warped and devious! The lady would just tell you that I am exceptionally good at poking fun (especially after we've read one of your offerings, which is why I'm smiling right now)!

Love the wand test scene with Ron and Harry! I have really enjoyed your take on how they become two fisted wand fighters! Also glad to see Ron thought to use his shield after the first go! Give Ron a gentle nudge and he'll catch on faster than Hermoine Granger to a book sale at Flourish and Botts!

Also like the scene between Ron and Hermoine! Our boys are lucky their ladies are so understanding and in love or they would've been hexed into the next decade by now! Those massage scenes were alittle painful to read and a bit ironic -- Ron's moans where close to the ones I made on my chiropractor's table -- ouch!

I think this was a brilliant little cliffy to Children's Crusade! And those of us who have read that masterpiece know the good guys win! Of course, the deathmunchers chances of getting the best of the golden quartet are about as likely as seeing Minerva McGonagall run starkers across the Quidditch pitch at Hogwarts to celebrate another Gryffindor cup win!

Thanks for another magnificent ride, Eldy! The lady and I will be waiting with baited breath for your next epic tale--so I can poke some more fun! :):):)

P.S. I recently attended an actual muggle Quidditch match at a local university. If you ever have a chance to see one, it's a real blast!

Author's Response: *Eldy stares at reveiw with stupid grin on his face*

"as likely as seeing Minerva McGonagall run starkers across the Quidditch pitch at Hogwarts to celebrate another Gryffindor cup win"

That completely and totally made my day.

Great to hear from you! And thanks for another amazing review. And I would never say you have a "warped and devious" sense of humor. ;)

Really pleased you liked this. I've been struggling for more than a year trying to figure out 1) whether I should explain the wand lock; 2) whether Yaxley actually did end up with Riddle's old wand and 3) if he did how in Merlin's name did the git ever manage to master it!!!

Yep, I figured Ron wouldn't get smacked again, now that he knew what was coming. But the boys played a little to hard with their new wands - luckily Hermione was there to re-crack his spine. Ouch!

Again, really pleased you and your lady friend enjoyed this tale. More's on the way; just not sure what or when. Oh! Don't forget "Journey of a thousand miles." Still not sure if you've read that one yet; it's part of a collab in my favorites. I can't respond to any review you write since I don't have control over the author's page of that story, but rest assured I'll read it.



P.S. I've heard about Muggle Quidditch but never actually seen it. I will definitely be on the look out!

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