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Review:Toujours Padfoot says:
So, I think that one of my eyeballs has melted.

Or possibly both. My eyeballs are melted and I dat iz why their maight bea tiepos en thees reeview.

AGHHH YOUR OC. I JUST WANT TO HIT HER IN THE FACE. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT.

And then the WORST thing of ALL(editor took out about a million of your 'L's) came along! The zombie-vampire-werewolf-fairy-runespoor-leprechaun-acromantula-basilisk-centaur-dementor-carb monster DOLORES UMBRIDGE came. And she was MEAN! She told Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia that she couldn't go to JamJellyJell-oLandia because she couldn't sing. And EVERYONE who goes to JamJellyJell-oLandia has to be able to SING!

-dies-

HOW DID YOU MANAGE?! And her NAME! You must have copied and pasted it or something, because there is just no way. You would be Ghost Annie by now, because re-typing that name so many damn times would have killed you.

It's like you gave a six-year-old girl coffee and just wrote down everything she said, and then ate it, and then vomited it back up, and then typed it. It's just...wow.

You should really applaud yourself for your badness.

SO MUCH LOVE.

:)

Thank you for participating in this challenge, dollface. Your entry was wonderful/horrible to read.

THIS STORY MADE ME WANT TO DIE.

AND THAT IS A RIDICULOUSLY LONG AUTHOR'S NOTE.

You just.

Wow.

Just about every single thing I hate about fanfiction ended up in this fic - the super long author's note, the super long OC's name, the trendy textspeak, the unprofessional preteen-sounding babble, the sassy talking to the audience all the time. I really do not know how you survived writing until the end of this. All I can say is kudos. So much kudos to you for your ability to write such a horrid beast of a story.

Also, this review kind of freaks me out because it switched around some of my paragraphs... I went to preview it and everything is rearranged. And it is bizarre. I'm going to just say that it's a result of your Annie Bananie Fofanie Etc. curse.

Author's Response: SARAH! OMG YOU WRITE THE BEST REVIEWS! And I write really bad responses, but that's okay because you won't be able to see my like three sentence attempt to respond to this!

And I loved writing this! it was so fun and didn't I tell you I'm secretly an awesome princess? Because I am! :P I actually hate a lot of things about this, but it's one of my favorite stories I've written because it is just so bad! Thanks so much for the epic review! *megasquish*
Annie


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