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Review:Toujours Padfoot says:
This is truly the stuff of literary history. I feel like I'm watching Shakespeare feed some pigeons, that's how masterful this is.

I'm not quite certain whether or not you saw my last blog, but in case you have not, this fic won first place in my challenge. And really, it just blew me away.

URSA MAJOR = COMBINATION OF EVERY OC EVER. I am IMPRESSED. Her heels! Her dark hair and violet eyes and black clothes and tough, mysterious mannerisms! The dreamchild of every other teenage female author on this site, who chooses to project what they wish they could be into the world of Harry Potter. Only, Harry Potter usually isn't in it unless he's yelling at Hermione because she was caught making out with Draco in a convenient broom closet somewhere. Or unless it's a Harry/Severus or a Harry/Draco. Otherwise, he and Ron are pretty much one entity, eh?

THERE IS SO MUCH TO LOVE ABOUT THIS STORY.

Ursa can't be with Draco because it's too early in the story! Dumbledore is still cheerful when he is clinging to life by a root! Descended from a pharaoh! Dumbledore waving his beard at her. GRINDELWALD AS HER MOTHER.

Genetic source! Offspring! Lucius with ankle-length hair! Everyone's names spelled wrong! Voldemort popping in! Sirius saying, "Just kidding!" Pansy looking around for her lost characterization! HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE THINGS? It was like comic genius! I implore you to write a sequel. It would be marvelous. More Harnold and Harrimione and Hagrid doing a line-dance. More photosensitive ganglion cells staring into pretty peepers.

DRACOORBSTARE!

Her flimsy mask covering up her entire identity was just brilliant. It's like you are taking every single cliche and exposing it and making it twenty times more ridiculous because it occurred in the same paragraph as Remus and Severus sucking face in a closet and Ginny yelling because she has red hair and red hair makes you super fiery and whatnot.

But to that creature I say nay, creature. Nay. My heart is hers. My soul is hers. My almost impossibly shiny mane of lustrous man hair is hers.

SO MUCH WIN.

And the descriptions about how the sky is black and about the journey being described in the narrative because the author can't be bothered to detail that part of the trip - My Synthetic Mixture of Basic Elements Romance - McGongahall - Golden Trio Honorary Member - convoluted heritage - the list goes on. It's the whole thing. It's just this giant mess of epic awesome and I absolutely adore it.

You should give yourself a nice round of kudos for producing this piece of art. Charles Dickens would be jealous.

PM me whenever possible, please, to tell me which ten stories/chapters/whatever you would like me to review.

:)

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