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Review:justonemorefic says:
SO MUCH WIN. DUTCH. THE DUTCH BASHING. "I mean, really. Hes Albus Potter. Shes got braids."

You people care about the wrong things. Like boys and public opinion. THIS IS ALL THAT IS RELEVANT, SILLY LIBBY.

I never took Care of Magical Creatures. Libby did because she thought shed like animals more than people. Then she met Hagrid. OH LIBBY. I nearly called her Lizzy again.

And... I'm reading this in my voice, in my head.

AND OH MY GOD ROSE. KICKAWESOME, MUCH? I mean, I knew about this, but this is one smooth witch. I want to be this witch too.

NIETZSCHE. I mention nihilists ♥

OMG IZZY PSYCHOANALYSIS. God, I must podcast this.

AND OF COURSE, SCHEMING.

CRAZY LADY ♥

Author's Response: That line and the Dutch caterpillar line are my personal favorites.

LIBBY *heart* A nihilist after my own heart. Although that would be more accurate if I had a heart. Hmm.

D'aww Hagrid. I dislike writing him more than probably anyone else. His accent is murder on my senses of language. Also, animals. I do not like animals. Or people.

You didn't narrate this chapter :( This must be rectified. It's been so long and I hear Izzy the way she was meant to be heard. This is a problem. ValleyGirl!Izzy is the best kind of Izzy.

Rose is such a kickawesome little witch. I don't think I ever showed you this but, damn, this witch got game. Almost as much game as that Izzy, who is so legit she can't ever ever quit.

NIETZSCHE! I can never spell his name right. But we are all aware of my mostly irrational attraction to nihilists. Hot.

There is /much/ more Izzy psychoanalysis to read, I promise you. She is so insightful! So helpful! Sexy ministry worker slash famous Healer, Izzy Dunham. She can work the bureaucracy and get to the heart of your lifelong psychological issues and then plan your celebratory party and simultaneously steal your really hot nihilist boyfriend.

Famous witch. *heart*


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