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Review:StepUpx_Gryffindor says:
“You are allowed to eat, you know, Astoria,” Draco drawled as he slid into the seat next to me, eying my king-sized cuppa with disdain. “You’re middle-aged, no one cares what you look like.”

I scowled at him. “Shut up,” I snapped, a little more waspishly than usual. “At least I still have a semblance of beauty to look after. You’re as ugly as the day I met you.”

BAHAHA. Oh my god. I... love this. If I had to write them I'd probably write them like this! Their marriage reminds me of a mix between the tv show Modern Family and the american version of The Office. THE BEST MIX. EVER.

Astoria is downright hilarious! and Draco is the perfect kind of Draco; at least, in my head. I'd picture him like this. Humorous and a bit immature. I'm favoriting this! And please continue it!

What really sealed the deal was your dialogue!

---“Scorpius,” Draco said, and I knew despite where my eyes were situated, that he’d given Scorpius that nod that men give each other to say I am a man, and I recognise that you, also, are a man. Good morning.

You can really understand where their bitterness for each other comes from hahah. You have great incentive when it comes to writing about being married. I can smell the beautiful middle aged marriage that they've brewed quite nicely. You can tell that they really do love each other, they just love to give each other a hard time :)

Author's Response: AWWH, this made me chuckle! And I'm glad you agree with my characterisations of Astoria and Draco, and their marriage. It's just, I could never ever see Draco being that doting husband, and seeing as Astoria's married to that (sexy. sexy, incredibly sexy) prat, i figured she'd be bitter and there she is ;)

funnily enough, i'm too young to even think of getting married :S as in, it would be illegal. LOL, so i'm guessing my inspiration ('My Family' - the British version of Modern Family, methinks :D) is more inspirational than I first thought XD.

thank you for such a long, loving, lovable review, and for making me chuckle and blush :D and the favourite? *squee!* HAPPINESS IS HERE. ^^

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