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Review:theelderwand says:
Evil, twisted, off-kilter, needs-to-be-institutionalized EJ...

This was so AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT. Favorite scenes/quotes? hold tight! I cut and pasted quite a few while I was laughing my head off reading this:

"Mia Aurora Gabrielle Maria-Josefa Esmeralda Destynnee Purple Zabini"

Purple? LOL!

" 'Basically, there is no real logical basis for this ludicrous decision we made eighteen years ago. At all. Just on a random whim we decided it might make things more interesting if we gave up our baby daughter to a Muggle family and then take her back when she was older,' he explained.

'Oh. Okay. That makes sense.' I nodded thoughtfully."

That wraps up all the Dramione in a nutshell, don't it? Brilliantly funny!

"I did make note of the black leather pants inside of it"

You aren't really gonna do this are you?

"Me being me and liking a man who takes charge of the situation, not allowing for the woman to have any substantial options, I strutted over and put my arm through the crook of his elbow."


"After the war, Ron began acting very strangely. And then one day he just snapped. Started chucking things everywhere. Broke everything in his house. And socked Harry right in the face. He hes currently wearing a straightjacket and locked into a room at St. Mungos. I have to admit that this is clearly very characteristic of him and really not surprising at all."

I don't even have words...

Draco's part VEELA? ROFLMAO!!!

And she dons the leather pants???!

EJ, did I say you are an evil genius? You are an evil MASTERMIND. This was BRILLIANTLY FUNNY!!!


Author's Response: Oh, like this is the first time I've been told I need to be institutionalized. -rolls eyes-

Umm. Yes. Purple. It's a perfectly valid middle name. One of my thirty-seven middle names is Orange. I jest, I jest.

Oh, the logic of the Zabinis. It all makes so much sense, doesn't it? Oh and the black leather pants! Of course I'm really going to do that. I live for leather pants.

I had to add in a psychotic Ron at some point. Because obviously he's the type to just flip and go insane. Mhmm.

Of course Draco is part veela. How else do you explain the cutting jawline and artistocratic features? Those silver orbs are not all Malfoy genetics, I tell you!

Thanks, Eldy(: I take much pride in my status as an evil mastermind. It makes me feel important. Thanks for reviewing! Your reviews are the best.

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