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Review:Mistress says:
Hi there! Alas, I have returned to catch up on the sheer AWESOMENESS that is The Morning Waffle. I'm glad to have some time! I haven't seen you around in ages and I miss you :) So here's what I think!

1. He also had no neck.
-I am such a sucker for one-liners as you know. This one made me almost snort. Impressive!

2. If it had anything to do with team-building, I was out of there. Id heard about that kind of wonky stuff from my cousins who worked for the Ministry. There was no way I was going to do anything that required me to place my trust in Stan Bollingsworth.
-I HATE team-builders. I can totally relate to this, and laugh about it.

3. She stopped and gazed at us for a moment. Did she have a lazy eye?
-AND I'm laughing like an idiot. Fred is fabulous.

4. I therefore lived in constant fear that Id pop over there one day to find them in the process ofwelllets say making Hugo into a middle child.
-HAHAHA.

I adore the fact that they got painfully off topic, but the way you described it was amazing. Showing off things about each character's personality as you did so. Fantastic. I love the humor in each line, the way their personalities shine through their dialogue. And, as you know, James II always has a special place in my heart and you do him complete justice :)

Great chapter! 290384209834/10. Or more. Whatevs.

Author's Response: Gahhh, why are you so bleeping wonderful?? Your fics were some of the first that really drew me in to this site (2 years ago - why does that make me feel old...?) - so it's awesome to see you reviewing my stories ANYTIME. And I really need to reacquaint myself with yours and catch up! And I miss you too. :-)

I love it when reviewers point out favorite lines - because sometimes you get this great one-liner, and you throw it out there wondering if anybody is going to find it halfway as clever as you did in your own head. XD The #3 and 4 lines you pointed out here were some of my own favorites from this chapter (I just can't leave Ron and Hermione alone, even when the story has almost zero to do with them...)

Thank you so much!!

xoxo
Melanie


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