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Review:PenguinsWillReignSupreme says:
Let me start with some things I want to say very specifically to you, without even taking into consideration the strengths of this piece:

1. I hate you. I absolutely hate you.
2. Before someone deletes this review for abuse, I love you too.
3. You better cower the next time I come across you moaning about your writing, criticising your style and all that because I am going to rage beyond your wildest belief.
4. I still love you.

Now, I'm actually going to leave something somewhat resembling a real review. Or, rather, I'm going to try because this knocked me for six. I even turned off my music and made Marina sssh and flapped my hands at my mother to get her to shut up because as soon as I started reading, I was 1000% sure there was something special here.

And that is the understatement of my year thus far.

The only person I think even mildly capable of finding the right choice of words to describe this would be you. Ridiculous, that's a good one, actually, but in the best possible ever. Like a Gubby ridiculous. And now you'll tell me I'm being ridiculous but I can wholeheartedly promise you that I'm not being over the top or overly nice. I hate writing too much at this moment in time to lie to other people about their writing; I genuinely think this is stunning.

Everything from the very idea - trying to make it look like you're shipping someone with themselves - to the way you've written it is the genius of a writer destined for a professional future in this domain.

Most of it stuck out to me but I have to point out my favourite section:

Him, you. Together.


To get her.

asdfghasdfghjkl - that just about sums up the noise I made when I saw that bit. You just twist and play with and mess up words into something infinitely more beautiful than most of us could even imagine to be possible. There was something haunting about the repetition throughout; it kind of got beneath my skin, made me shiver a little. It was breathtaking.

In terms of which Victoire, I read it believing it to be Weasley and I'm still fairly convinced that was the case by the end. I don't have much reason for believing that, just do! The organisation and ending weren't irritating in the slightest, either. They were clever and stunning and I think this is your best ever. Genuinely.

I'm stopping now because I'm getting angry at you for ever considering deleting things in the past or from saying those things about your writing the other day. You have absolutely astonished me with this. Brilliant doesn't cover it.


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