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Review:The Captain says:
Sunday morning bacon sandwiches sound amazing. I hope you're happy. I'm hungry now.
I was kind of hoping that Scorpius broke in to steal Rose's coat because it smelled like her or something. Returning it is okay too, I guess. Jesus sounds amazing, and I would like to be friends with him. He plays the ukelele, dances, and makes bacon sandwiches. What could he possibly be missing? Does he ride a unicycle too?
Oh Rose, you know you're just being ignorant. Under his creepy coating, Scorpius is a perfectly decent guy, and you wouldn't have to murder anyone to be with him! That's always a plus.

Author's Response: Writing this story always makes me hungry. If it's not bacon it's biscuits or something equally lovely.

Thank you so much for the lovely review!!

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