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Review:StepUpx_Gryffindor says:
""This isn't a wedding, Jason "

"Oi, hear me out!" He took center stage despite a dirty look from Penelope. "Look, as a team, we're like the father of the bride."

Everyone stared blankly at him.

"The bride being Rona."

"Metaphors... are not your forte," said Jeremy."

I. Love. Jason.

"Jason swaggered around the couch with his hands behind his back like an inspector on an investigation and a lone toothpick in his mouth acting as his pseudo-pipe. "A likely story. Then why would you go after Rona if your problem's with Roger? Happens to be our strategist. How convenient."

Oliver seemed somewhat disinclined to respond to the strange sixth year peering into his face. Rona let out an exasperated grunt and snatched the toothpick out of Jason's mouth and snapped it between her fingers. Jason let out a strangled cry as he clawed for the pieces."

Oh. My. God. I've never laughed that hard at 2am in my life.

Author's Response: Jason is win. LIke, forever. Gah, I know I must reserve myself to using him sparingly, but he totally steals the show when he's around. All the boys, really.

2am! That's my preferred productivity time ;) What is it about fan fic and late nights, eh?

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