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Review:danjc2 says:
Aah, i was so, SO enjoying that story, and it WAS a fantastic piece of writing, yet again. Although i'm afraid, just this once, i have to refrain from a fantastic rendition of literary ability, and instead, beg, and plead, for a change of similie.

-is down on his knees, kissing the hem of your wizard robe and pleading with all my might- please remove any reference to sculptured marble. Stephanie Meyer took that idea and smashed it into oblivion, ruining it for future generations of writers. it just screams 'EDWARD THE EMOTIONALLY DISTANT VAMPIRE' :(

much love xx

Author's Response: Except Draco isn't emotionally distant, and he certainly, certainly isn't a vampire.
Therefore. I'm keeping it.
So, ha!
Alas, thank you, m'dear, for your kind words, :D

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