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Review:padme_alejandra says:
JANE DEAR :) Here to review even though I am apparently not allowed to read this! Haha.

I LOVED THAT FIRST LINE! Gah. Utter perfection and it pulled me in right from the start. OMG ALSO THIS ONE: "This isnít the first time in his life that he has been alone, but it is the first time that he wishes things were different." Basically, I love you and your words and how you string them together so perfectly! I am envious of your style, you don't even know! :)

OKAY SERIOUSLY I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU BANNED ME FROM THIS PIECE OF PERFECTION! (I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING THE FLASHING ORANGE OF OUR CONVO AS IT NO DOUBT IS YOU TELLING ME NOT TO READ XD). The whole fire as her hair that progressing him? Awesome fantastic to-die-for brilliance. The green monster swells within! ^_^

Okay well guess what? I am officially in LOVE with this piece! I couldn't tear my eyes away to scroll down and type more comments as I went alone after the first few paragraphs - it was just too engrossing and lovely and perfect. Again, you writing style is brilliant Jane dear. You use words in a seemingly effortless fashion and every sentence feels so fresh. And you have like a thousand symbols/images that make the English student in me squee with happiness.

In conclusion, if you ever ban me from reading any of your work (I'll relent and say this only applies to your recent stuff), I will promptly ignore you. Even if you chuck stuff at me. Because this is just to incredible to miss.



Author's Response: YOU WERE SO ULTRA SUPER SNEAKY! Nobody listens to me... :(

Well, I'm glad to see that I managed to draw you in, but you're still a total crazy. You are SO silly! I cannot get such praise from you when you're so amazing. IT JUST DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. And I have no style to speak of, so that is more silliness :P.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I WONDERED WHY YOU DIDN'T REPLY FOR A WHILE. I was shouting lots. I am very pleased that you liked that line, as I've got to say that it's a favourite of mine too ^_^.

Your flattery is FAR too much, but I appreciate it immensely anyway :P. We all like some praise now and then, Lol. Yes, they weren't very well hidden though, were they? XD I just wanted to be a little smidge more technical than I normally am.

Well, in future I shall have to master reverse psychology then, won't I? Hahaha


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