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Review:Sal1705 says:
LOL, that was so random!

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Goyle ran up to Voldemort chuckling and was clutching a box of what looked like plastic containers “Sir, SIR! The tupperwear lady is coming this morning AND we’re having a party IN your honor!”

~

“Mista Dark-ie lord, wanna play twister?”

Voldemort’s eye creased.

“Twister?”

Mcnair smiled and nodded, and with an after thought added a girlish giggle.

“It’s a game, how about this, if you win, I’ll go back to silently eating my cookie dough ice cream and you won’t hear a peep out of me!”

~

“You know Tommy-boy 45, you looked better under the turban, the whole no hair and shiny scalp really puts me off….”

Voldemort turned and looked into the gold frame examining his scalp

Voldemort replied sulkily “It’s kind of difficult to wear a turbine under a hood, the hood makes it fall off.”

~

“Mary, who’s Mary?” Voldemort yelled back, total bewilderment taking hold.

“Mary from little league, she’s calling to tell you what time your games at!” Bellatrix screamed.

“I don’t play little league” Voldemort cried angrily

“Well it says here you have been signed up under the name of Mista Voldemort. Aka Tommy Boy” Bellatrix screamed.

~

Lucius frowned before replying, “Oh my god, did you just tell me to shut up?”

Crabbe giggled and nodded.

Lucuis shook his head angrily “Talk to the hand because the face isn’t listening!”

~

Lucius nodded happily “It’s a stress ball, but that’s not your first present! We are going to throw you a birthday party, and after we had a vote, we decided it will be a Care Bear Birthday Party”

~

I know my reviews massive but yeah... it makes up for the rest of the reviews that I'm too lazy to post.
~Sal1705

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