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Review:emenem10 says:
*giggles insanely* What I love about laughing and typing, is that they don't interfere with each other. Slightly, maybe, but only a bit. That commercial should be taken off the air! Do you KNOW how many times I've gotten a strange looks while humming 'I feel Pretty' in the halls. Not that they could POSSIBLY come from anything else... yeah right. I was reading your other reviews if you haven't guessed.
ANYWAY. *snorts in unlady like manner* I don't want to know about the bowing head thing. Unless you're part elf, in that case, CONTACT ME! lol. My friend swears I could be one. I'm snarky, sarcastic, more than a bit smart (her words, not mine), and have no interest in - well, let's not go there. Only Hope? That's the title? by... lily polaris? Cool, I'll be sure to check it out.
Eh, it's okay if it takes awhile - I can understand AND sympathize with you on that. I think I mentioned that I could send my pitiful start over, but if you don't want it, I honestly can't blame you. :D And, I think I make it my goal to make authors blush... Happens to good writers. :) And please, m'dear? You're not from England...I think I've only had one other person call me that, and she was from southern England. *laughs softly* M'dear... Kid, I can tolerate, still not sure how she got that, but... *rolls eyes*
By the way, was that a long drawn out answer for: Thanks for thinking of me, you're really sweet...I'll think about it. ? Thank a million trillion.
Much Love, Emily

Author's Response: Oh, don't worry about it. I'm a West Side Story obsessive - my boyfriend played Baby John, lucky dog *mutters about not being able to take Advanced Theatre until junior year due to grade restriction* - and so naturally I traipse/skip/dance/mambo my way through the hallways singing "Gee, Officer Krupke" and the "Jet Song" all the time, and people tend to give me the weirdest looks. Actually, my friend lily polaris and I do it all the time. Heck, we've even taken to linking arms and skipping whilst singing the "Wizard of Oz", or "What Is This Feeling" from the Broadway musical Wicked. (Heh, I get to be Elphie.)

Hmm, maybe I'm part elf. (Mehbe, mehbe not.) Dude, I wish I was an elf. How ace would that be? Yes, indeed. 'Tis a cool story. Oh, honestly, pitiful? I doubt it. *scoffs* But I would love to see it...ooh, we could so collaborate! *holds light bulb over head* And yes, you make me blush far too much. There should be a law about that, you know. Making people blush. Hmph. :P Nope, I'm not from England, though I wish I was. Sorry, I'll lay off of the m'dear.

Million trillion? That's quite a few numbers, there. Hmm...Sorry, I'm hyper today. Wheeee! Anyway, thankies again - or muchos gracias - for the reviews! You deserve this really cool badge that says something like, "Most Fantabulous, Splendiferous, Ace Reviewer EVER" or something. Oh, believe me, I'll work on it.

May the Force be with you whilst you live long and prosper, simultaneously keeping your sword sharp. (Oh, snap. That was cool.)

-- Emma


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