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Chapter 1: Tom's Feelings!
Written for ToujoursPadfoot's Worst Story Ever Challenge
For all my life I have never seen love.
Until I was in Hogwarts, where I found love in one of the weirdest places.
I know I have been homosexual for quite a while know, I just never knew I would fall in love with this guy.
I mean seriously he isn’t my normal type.
He has a bit too much hair for my liking and he’s a bit too tall.
Yes as you guess; I, Tom Riddle, am un-doubtabley in love with Rubeus Hagrid!
I mean come on the guy is half giant!
But for some bizarre reason, I find that attractive!
He likes animals too.
I watch him sometimes, when I am strolling the grounds, I saw him petting a hippogriff and I saw how loving he was towards it and how gentle his touch was.
Right then and there, I fell in love with the half giant.
But my biggest problem is that he hates me!
Everyone hates me around here!
So when I found that one guy who I was sure I would live the rest of my life with, he hated me too!
I don’t see whatever I have done wrong to be honest.
I’ve never done anything against him.
I would never do that.
And yet he hates me!
Will I ever get loved back?
I mean I grew up in a muggle orphanage with these awful people running it and these bloody gits who think they are better than me because I sometimes wet the bed!
It’s not my fault!
Gosh! I might as well change my name to Lord Voldemort, create a army of death eaters and try to rule the world but knowing my luck I’ll probably get killed by a stupid bloody kid!
Gosh I hate kids.
I wonder if Hagrid likes kids...
Hagrid has just stood up from his seat at the Gryffindor table says goodbye to his friends and starts to make his way out of the great hall.
I stand up too, I would say goodbye to my friends but I have the small problem that I don’t have any.
I followed Hagrid just outside the great hall.
“Hey Hagrid” I called, he turned around to face me
“Whadda you wan’?” he asked in his rough husky tone.
I think my trousers may have just shrunk
“Just to talk” I say sexily
“You wanna talk with me Riddle?” Ooh the way he said my name, so husky, so masculine
I could hear it all day “You wanna talk with me Riddle?” “You wanna talk with me Riddle?” “You wanna talk with me Riddle?” “You wanna talk with me Riddle?”
“What ya wanna talk ‘bout?”
To be honest right this moment in time, I didn’t want to talk at all, I wanted to shove him in the nearest broom closet and make rough, yet passionate, love to him for hours and hours.
Or until I get to tired.
But it would be too damn small.
Stupid small broom closets!
“C’mon Riddle, Wha’ ya wanna talk ‘bout? I havn’ go’ all day!” Hagrid states.
I couldn’t bare it any longer, I walked up to him and covered his lips with mine.
It was pretty hard seeing how tall he is but I managed it because I’m just that totally awesome.
I heard the great hall door opening.
Hagrid pushed me back.
“What the hell Riddle!?” He shouts
“It’s just – I sorta- Ok I love you! I love you Rubeus Hagrid! All I want is for you to love me back! Is that too much to ask!?”
Hagrid looks shocked “I don’t bloody love you! You’re a git! A git with a terrible hairdo!”
I gasped, putting my hands towards my hair.
He did not just dis the do!
I can’t believe he just dissed the do!
“Freak” Hagrid said before walking off
And then the whole of the great hall burst out laughing.
Tears entered my eyes.
I was broken hearted
“SHUT UP!” I yelled “SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!”
They continued to laugh and laugh. I looked toward the teachers table, even Slughorn was laughing!
“SHUT UP! YOU’LL REGRET THIS! YOU’LL REGRET EVER LAUGHING AT ME!”
“Everyone quiet!” Came the voice of Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Dumbledore was sticking up for me?
The laugher in the hall subsided.
I looked at Dumbledore one last time.
A small gleam seemed to be in his eyes.
I smiled and turned around.
I smiled all the way back to the Slytherin common room.
I smiled as I lay in bed that night.
Thoughts of Albus Dumbledore in my head.
Is it just me or is his bread sexy?
Is it just me or is the Brian in his name sound really hot?
Well that was the night I fell in love with Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
Just this time I wasn’t going to jump straight into it like I did with Hagrid
This time I am going to be sneaky
And if that doesn’t work then maybe a love potion or some good ol’ fire whiskey
Either way, Dumbledore, you’re going to be mine.
Well I hope he will be.
Tom Dumbledore, has a nice ring to it doesn’t it!
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