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25 Things James Thinks Lily Should Know About Guys by loversmuch

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Format: Short story
Chapters: 25
Word Count: 17,864

Rating: Mature
Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, OtherCanon
Pairings: James/Lily

First Published: 08/29/2007
Last Chapter: 09/13/2012
Last Updated: 09/13/2012


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A bunch of things James thinks Lily should know. Sorry, I suck at summaries

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Chapter 2: We're not as perverted as you think we are.
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A/N: just to clear up any confusion, this story is just a bunch of different events that happened in no particular the first chapter was while james and lily were dating..this one is when lily still hated him. Oh and all the chapters are in James' point of view unless I say so in the beginning of a chapter. Now...ENJOY THE STORY!

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"No, mate, I'm telling you...Krista Todd had the biggest in class," I pressed.

"James, James, James...Melanie Griffiths did!" Sirius argued.

We were sitting in the Gryffindor Common Room after Herbology class when this argument started.

"Remus! Moony ol' pal! You agree with me right?" I asked Remus hopefully.

He looked up from his book. "Huh? Er, I don't know Prongs. I wasn't paying attention," he replied.

Sirius laughed.

I scoffed.

"Puh-lease Remus. There was no way you could have been in the same room and not have noticed!" I exclaimed.

"Seriously Prongs...I really don't know," he said hastily.

Sirius smirked. "See?" he said.

I glared at him. "Peter! Come agree with me right?" I asked.

Peter jumped and looked between me and Sirius fearfully.

"Um..I don't know. Sure" he said uncertainly.

"Ha! See Padfoot? Peter agrees with me!" I said proudly.

"He didn't even say yes! He said sure! That doesn't count!" Sirius scoffed.

I looked at Peter with a pleading look in my eyes.

"No I'm not! I swear! Krista Todd did have the biggest!" he said quickly.

Ha! Fooled him.  I thought.

Sirius rolled his eyes. "Whatever mate. He only said that so you'd feel better. But, whatever. Think what you want. Griffiths did have the biggest." he said.

I was about to reply when I noticed that Lily was walking past us and had stopped right in front of us at Sirius' comment. I smiled at the disgusted look on her face. She scowled. "Ew. Perverts," she muttered, pulling her sweater tighter around her chest. We stared after her as she walked up to her dormitory.

"What the bloody hell was that about?" I asked.

"Ay! Why'd she call us perverts?" Peter asked.

Sirius shrugged. "I don't know. Looks like someone had a really small mandrake in Herbology.



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What do you think? I know, I know. The chapters are really short, but if I make them any longer, then they just seem wierd. I'll try making them longer. I promise. You will not believe how happy I was when I read the reviews and I saw my story favorited..I felt so proud, because I read the stories all the time, but I never wrote one, and then I just had this idea in my mind when I got one of those chain letters and I started writing them. And It's pretty late right now and I'm still writing this story. See how much I care about you readers? The least you could do is review! I'm so bored lately, Having a bunch of reviews to reply to just gives  me something to do...*sighs* And I'm going on and on, so I'm just gonna stop now.