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The Chocolate Frog Nightmare by Guilt_Ridden
Format: Short story
Chapter 2: ...idiot
The sun shone through a gap in the curtains of Jackie’s four poster bead. She yawned and stretched; she was so warm and cuddly right here next to –
“Malfoy?!” she shrieked, sitting up. “What are you doing here?!”
Draco had been lying drowsily in bed, also quite warm and cuddly right next to –
“Campbelle?!” he yelled, obviously startled. “What’s going on here?” Draco had a splitting headache. He shook his head and blinked into focus. “Whoa, when did you get so good at geography, Jackie?”
“You’ve got a very nice – uh – chestal region over there,” Draco said, making a crude gesture imitating her breasts.
Jackie, who had been sitting upright, hadn’t realized she was topless. She screamed and yanked up the blanket, causing an unpleasant draft for Draco, who hadn’t realized he was bottomless. After much yelling and tugging over the blankets, the pair dressed quickly and sat awkwardly at the end of Jackie’s bed.
“So, uh, what were we…up to last night?” Draco asked carefully, not looking over at his good friend.
“Well, I can tell you what you were up to last night, Mr. Malfoy,” Jackie snickered. They both laughed awkwardly and an uncomfortable silence fell over them.
“So – we did do it then?” Draco asked.
“Well,” Jackie said slowly, “Ron gave me a stupid chocolate frog and I had to get all de-allergized by Madame Pomfrey and the medication made me all…loopy. So I came back here.”
“Yeah,” Draco said, flopping back against the pillows, “and Father came by last night and we had a row. I was sad so I got drunk off my ass and I came back here.”
“Right,” Jackie said, screwing up her face in concentration. “And we met up on the stairs. I was going up to bed because I wanted to be alone.” Last night was slowly coming together.
“Right. So I followed you up and –” Draco began.
“Why would you follow me up?” Jackie asked.
“You wanted to be alone,” Draco said. “So I followed you up.”
“I wanted to be by myself, idiot!” she said, whacking him on the arm.
“What?! I thought you wanted to be alone together!” he said, taken aback.
“No!” Jackie blushed. “I’m not like that. I-I wouldn’t say that.”
“But you did, though!” Draco insisted. “So I followed you up here and we…you know…”
“So we definitely…you-knowed?” Jackie whined. “Definitely not a dream?”
“Jackie, you’re a hot chick, I was drunk, we were alone and naked in bed all night. Trust me, we you-knowed.” Draco paused, thinking. “That would’ve been one hell of a dream, though.”
“Jackie suddenly became very interested in a spec of lint on her bedspread. “Well, uh, you better get back up to your room,” she said, not looking up. “Far be it for me to delay you from carving the notch in your bedpost.”
“Aw, come off it, Jackie,” Draco laughed, sitting up and tossing an arm around her shoulders. “It’s not like you were just some one night stand.” Jackie stared at him. “Well, okay, so maybe you were. But you’re my best mate! We’re allowed a friendly shag once in a while!”
“I don’t do that with my friends,” Jackie said defiantly. She looked at Draco meaningfully and added, “I don’t do that with anyone.”
Realization slowly dawned on Draco. “Oh…” he said. “Got ya. Well, at least you lost your virginity to someone you trust. Could’ve lost it to a big asshole….well, a bigger asshole than me, anyway.” Jackie sniffed, not comforted.
“I trust Dumbledore,” she muttered. “I don’t want to have a go with him.”
The pair sat in silence for a long moment.
“Where’d you learn to do all that stuff?”
“Well, you were really good for a…first-timer.”
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